What I Can't Stop Listening To: Picture Me Broken

now playing: Picture Me Broken - Live Forever

Oh, hey, I actually have a blog. Yeah, so much for regular updates, I guess. What with my own flighty nature and an actual job getting in the way, I haven't had a lot of time to get out and discover new music, much less write posts about it. However, thanks to my good friend Jordan Munson, I do have some actual content. This is going to be a bit different from my standard WICSLT posts; it's more of a single-artist showcase than anything else.

Picture Me Broken is a quartet of high school kids from Redwood City, CA. Don't let their age fool you, though; these kids can seriously rock. They were recently invited to play the Warped Tour on June 27th, and not without merit. One listen to their big song, "Dearest (I'm So Sorry)", and it's clear that their comparisons to both Paramore and Scary Kids Scaring Kids are not without merit. I haven't heard guitar work like this out of a modern rock band in a long time. It's a real breath of fresh air. But that's not the only thing they offer. Layla Allman does triple duty, giving infectiously singable lyrics next to passionate screams and just a touch of synth for taste. In "Dearest" and "No Shame" most notably, the use of keyboards during the breakdowns just fits; she knows what she's doing.

Nick Loiacono, guitarist, brings another welcome surprise to the table in "Dead Serious", a bit of a stylistic departure into the pop-rock side of things and what I predict will be a runaway hit. The song features a bona fide guitar solo, which is an element all but forgotten in most modern music today. Loiacono shows impressive chops through their entire body of work. If it weren't for Allman's voice, I'd be hard-pressed to believe "Blind" and "Dearest" are by the same band. This is aided by the versatility of bassist Austin Dunn, who understands that not every bass line needs to be the root for three minutes. What interludes he takes are few, but they're evident and they work. And let's not leave the rhythm section out of it; with Eric Perkins on drums, switching from double-bass breakdowns to more standard classic rock rhythms effortlessly (again, listen to "Dearest"), the whole outfit really comes together.

Picture Me Broken is currently working on releasing their first EP, still untitled. While you wait, you can check them out on OurStage and give them your support by voting for them in the monthly contests. If that's not your scene, you can also find them on MySpace and Twitter. They might only have a few songs so far, but I'm picturing good things in Picture Me Broken's future.

What I Can't Stop Listening To: April 2009

now playing: Concrete Blonde - The Sky is a Poisonous Garden

First and foremost, I'd like to thank everyone who helped spread the word of the events at the TLA. I'll be keeping an eye on the situation, but as I said, I don't really think anything is going to come of this, unfortunately. Philadelphia police officers have been getting away with things like this for years. To speak of less somber things, the end of the month brings us What I Can't Stop Listening To once again. If you missed it last month, I am still providing a direct download of the songs mentioned in this article. Disclaimer: I have no vested interest, monetary or otherwise, in providing these links outside of exposing the readers of this blog to new music. I have acquired everything I provide legally and encourage others to do the same. With that said, here are the five songs I can't stop listening to for April 2009.

05) Silversun Pickups - There's No Secrets This Year

I've already written about Swoon earlier in the month, so I won't have much to say for this track. I will say that the chorus of this song is one that always finds its way back into my head no matter what I'm doing. I also enjoy the way the track slows down and blends into the style of the following track, "The Royal We", and it's for that reason that it feels almost wrong not to include it as well. Alas, you only get one from me. You know how that could be solved? Go out and buy Swoon at Amazon or iTunes today.

04) Guns N' Roses - Catcher in the Rye

To be honest, I doubt I'll ever understand anyone who says they dislike Chinese Democracy because it sounds too unlike Guns N' Roses' previous work. It's been 15 years in the making; of course it's not going to sound the same. What it does sound like is good, solid music that too many people are going to overlook for one reason or another. Let this power ballad help change your mind. The guitar is still incredibly strong without Slash, and the rest of the band is just as powerful; even, hard as it may be to believe, Axl himself, who still sounds as he did in GnR's heyday. If you don't have Chinese Democracy already, pick it up on Amazon or iTunes.

03) Styx - Queen of Spades

Putting this song in the article is pretty much pure self-indulgence. Styx manages to hit almost every single one of the thematic elements I love in songs: Lethal women, gambling, spiders, concept albums, power ballads, and guitar solos. I am a simple man with simple pleasures in my music. Pick up Pieces of Eight (featuring this, "Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)", and "Renegade", among others) on Amazon or iTunes. And don't forget to get your tickets to the Can't Stop Rockin' tour, featuring Styx, REO Speedwagon, and .38 Special.

02) My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words

Back when I was shakily learning how to drive, I relied on music to help calm me down. Jack Off Jill's Clear Hearts Grey Flowers shared rotation with The Black Parade, but it was singing along with Gerard Way that finally got me comfortable behind the wheel. And yes, My Chemical Romance might get a lot of flak from... well, everyone, but this album is surprisingly strong as a concept album. I disagree with Way deciding to bleach his hair for the tour, but they can't all be perfect. If you feel like hunting down the special edition, Amazon can hook you up; otherwise, the CD alone can be found on Amazon and iTunes.

01) Concrete Blonde - Probably Will

This song off 1994's Still in Hollywood is strange for Concrete Blonde. The driving bass lines and aggression that initially drew me to the band are gone; instead, this song is stripped down to three-chord guitar, minimal drums, and vocals. It may seem strange that a song like that would be considered an anthem of rebellion, but the line "they will only make us stronger if they try to keep us still" proves that rebellion can have any kind of backing band as long as the lyrics are strong. Still in Hollywood also features live tracks, alternate takes of songs, and covers of Jimi Hendrix, Nick Cave, and others. Their cover of Hendrix's "Little Wing" is superb. You can pick up this album on Amazon or iTunes.

You can download all five of these songs here (36MB).

May is going to start with a bang, as I'll be attending the Bamboozle in the Meadowlands way up in north Jersey. We had little luck with the Ghost Hounds' Vintage Trouble this month, but maybe we'll see it in May. Finnish power metal band Stratovarius also has Polaris coming out in the middle of the month, but you won't have to wait that long for a review. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies.

What I Can't Stop Listening To: March 2009

now playing: Coheed & Cambria - Feathers (Glitch Mob Remix)

Now that this blog is finally starting to pick up steam, I've decided to include a new offering in this monthly article. It's an offering that requires its very own disclaimer, no less! I've decided to start providing a direct download of the songs mentioned in this article, to be found at the end of the article. Disclaimer: I have no vested interest, monetary or otherwise, in providing these links outside of exposing the readers of this blog to new music. I have acquired everything I provide legally and encourage others to do the same. With that said, here are the five songs I can't stop listening to for March 2009.

05) Coheed & Cambria - No World For Tomorrow (Live at Neverender)

When I first heard about Coheed's four-night epic telling of their story, "No World for Tomorrow" was the song I was most looking forward to hearing. Long-time readers should know I'm a sucker for crowd callback sections, and with the first line of the chorus as "Raise your hands high!", well. I might be a pretty bad Coheed fan, since I've only really gotten into their later stuff, but good or bad doesn't matter when you can get together with 14,999 other fans and, simply put, rock the hell out. I just wish I could have been one of the lucky few to see it live. But now that the CD/DVD set is out, I can be (sort of), and so can you. Pick up Neverender: Children of the Fence Edition on Amazon or just go for the DVD set if you don't feel like dropping $100.

04) Falconer - Lord of the Blacksmiths

I wrote a little about this song in my 100-Word Review of the album, but not as much as I would have liked. This song starts with a meaty riff that turns into high-speed guitar work, adds a fantastic bass hook in the chorus, and uses the double bass drums to accentuate the story of Hephaestus, godly armorer and lord of the blacksmiths. "But wait!" I hear you say. "That's not enough!" All right, how about a hammer striking an anvil in the last chorus? Does that drive the point home? I hate using this word because the internet has ruined its original meaning, but this song is positively epic. Enjoy it with me, won't you? Then check out Falconer's debut album on iTunes or Amazon.

03) Pat Benatar - Heartbreaker

I pose to you a question, dear readers. Pat Benatar: Great female singer of the 80s or greatest female singer of the 80s? There is a right answer, and it is of course the latter. Some might say "Love is a Battlefield" or possibly even "Hell is for Children" is her best song, but to those people, I say YOU'RE THE RIGHT KIND OF SINNER TO RELEASE MY INNER FANTASY! THE INVINCIBLE WINNER AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE BORN TO PLEASE! As it should be obvious at this point that I have very little of substance to say about this song, let's just do the Amazon and iTunes plugs for In the Heat of the Night and move on, shall we?

02) van Canto - Fear of the Dark

With van Canto, I have possibly too much to say. Let's start with the obvious. Yes, this is a cover of Iron Maiden's "Fear of the Dark" as it first appeared on the 1992 album of the same name. What makes it special? van Canto is a band whose lineup comprises five vocalists and a drummer; that is to say, it's a cappella metal. I know, I barely thought it was possible, too, but these guys have filled a very selective niche very well. They have a few covers like this, including Metallica's "Battery" and "Wishmaster" by Nightwish, but most of their material is original. You can hear covers of Manowar, Blind Guardian, and Deep Purple alongside their original songs on Hero, available as an import on Amazon.

01) That 1 Guy - Buttmachine

This song by That 1 Guy apparently appeared on Weeds recently, but I don't watch that show, so I wouldn't know. I do know that he played a club in Boston recently and I am kicking myself for having missed it. That 1 Guy is a one-man band featuring Mike Silverman as That 1 Guy playing an enigmatic instrument known only as The Magic Pipe. Silverman constructs his songs as bizarrely as his instrument, and it works; "Buttmachine" is largely nonsensical, but still the greatest anthem to the gluteus since Trace Adkins' "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk". His albums follow the same pattern: Songs in the Key of Beotch is one of the best titles I've heard, but The Moon is Disgusting is where you'll be able to find "Buttmachine" and ten other songs. Pick it up on Amazon or iTunes.

You can download all five of these songs here (39MB). I'd apologize for sendspace, but it's my only means right now. I'll be sure to maintain the link if it goes down.

That's all for March. April will bring reviews of Coheed's Neverender and The Ghost Hounds' Vintage Trouble; if we're lucky, we'll also see Drist's The Science of Misuse. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies.

What I Can't Stop Listening To: February 2009

now playing: Accept - Balls to the Wall

Hoo boy. It's been a while, hasn't it? Rest assured I still have a few more posts under my belt. There's a few very interesting albums coming out in the next couple months that are definitely deserving of review, including but not limited to the Ghost Hounds' debut album and a new EP from the Sterns. I've also got one review in the pipes for Canadian thrash/melodeath band The Agonist's Lullabies for the Dormant Mind. March will see a lot more activity; this I promise. But until then, here are the five songs I can't stop listening to for February 2009.

05) The Lonely Island - I'm On a Boat (feat. T-Pain)

You already know The Lonely Island, even if you don't realize it. These guys are the comedic geniuses behind the Saturday Night Live Digital Shorts "Dick in a Box" and "Jizz in My Pants". The SNL roots of this group (current cast member Andy Samberg and two writers, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) has helped these three guys get some major star power, including Jack Black, Justin Timberlake, and Natalie Portman. "I'm On a Boat" is an anthem about how great it is to be on a boat. It also features T-Pain making love with AutoTune (and nautical creatures) to great effect. It's a simple concept that is completely vulgar and completely works. You can buy The Lonely Island's debut album, Incredibad, on iTunes.

04) Ben Folds Five - Alice Childress

I've known about this song for a while, but I went to a Ben Folds concert two weeks ago (which I plan to write about) that rekindled my love for this song. Is it the best song named after a girl that Ben Folds has written? I don't think so. But there's something about the harmonies in the chorus and the soft, quick piano solo that keeps me coming back. You can buy Ben Folds Five's debut album on Amazon and if you're lucky, you can catch the tail end of Ben Folds' current tour.

03) Fleetwood Mac - The Chain

Of course, what can I say about Fleetwood Mac's Rumours that hasn't already been said a million times over? Just because I'm not going through a breakup doesn't mean I can't enjoy the best breakup album ever made. Like many others before me, it's the chorus and the bass breakdown that keep me coming back to this song time and again. If you're one of three people in America who don't already own this album you can buy it on Amazon or iTunes.

02) Coheed & Cambria - Justice in Murder

I've had a lot of people tell me that "Justice in Murder" is the weakest track on No World for Tomorrow, but I have to disagree. Yes, it's simplistic, but I think that makes it easier to digest. Sometimes I don't have the mental wherewithal to take in a half hour of modern prog rock at its best, which is why "The End Complete" falls to the wayside in favor of this song. I'm not a particularly hardcore Coheed fan, but if you are, don't miss your chance to pick up the special edition of Neverender, a 5-DVD, 4-CD box set chronicling last October's four-night performance of the story of The Amory Wars in New York.

01) Repo! The Genetic Opera - Zydrate Anatomy

I feel positively dirty supporting anything that involves Paris Hilton singing, but this song is as addictive as the drug it describes. I haven't seen Repo!; this is the only experience I have with the movie, but what an experience it is. The bass hits hard courtesy of Rob "Blasko" Nicholson (Rob Zombie, Ozzy Osbourne) and what little guitar there is comes straight from Daniel Ash (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets). One listen to this song will have you telling everyone around you how zydrate is packaged for weeks on end. (It comes in a little glass vial.) You can get Repo! The Genetic Opera on Amazon in film and soundtrack form.

That about wraps it up for February. I'll see you guys in March with more reviews. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies.

What I Can't Stop Listening To: January 2009

now playing: 3OH!3 - Holler 'Til You Pass Out

Before I start with this post, I have a little bit of bad news. The Ghost Hounds, previously mentioned in this post, have had their debut album pushed back from February to late April. I'm not sure what the issue is, but as long as their album is still coming out, I'm happy. Now, without further ado: Here are the songs I can't stop listening to for January 2009.

05) 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me

A song like this is hard to ignore. From Boulder, CO comes dance-rap group 3OH!3 and their biggest hit so far from this album, "Don't Trust Me". A friend of mine started typing the lyrics at me and I just had to hear it. I wasn't disappointed. Lyrics like "tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin' scared of him" and "shush girl / shut your lips / do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips" are backed by positively infectious electronic beats and synth, to say nothing of how addictive the chorus is. You can hear "Don't Trust Me" and other songs on 3OH!3's MySpace.

04) Stolen Babies - Filistata

Personally, I don't think there are enough songs about genera of spiders. Enter Stolen Babies, a dark cabaret group from California. With bands like Jack Off Jill and Daisy Chainsaw among my favorite disbanded groups, it's very refreshing to hear the bass lines and combined screaming and singing that I love so very very much again. I have strong hopes for Stolen Babies. I'd hate to see them die before their time. You can check out songs off There Be Squabbles Ahead at Stolen Babies' MySpace.

03) Sturm Und Drang - Heaven (Is Not Here)

Confession time: I love power ballads. I think they are the epitome of modern rock music. (That's not entirely true, but it's close enough.) Sturm Und Drang hail from Finland and were inspired to start a band after seeing a Judas Priest concert. Their harder songs show their musical chops, but "Heaven (Is Not Here)", the closing track off Rock n' Roll Children (which I intend to review soon) lets the boys really shine. One of these days, I'm going to see them live, and my lighter will be at the ready for this song. Sturm Und Drang's MySpace has samples from both their albums so far.

02) Poe - Hello (Full Band Version)

If you follow American Idol, you may know Poe most recently as the girl who does that song that appears in that one Ford commercial all the time. I know her as a magnificent singer and songwriter, as well as the sister of House of Leaves author Mark Z. Danielewski. This song is a remake, originally appearing on her 1995 album of the same name. As far as I can tell, it's a MySpace exclusive; Poe has some tricky licensing problems going on with everything she recorded on Atlantic. I could go on for ages about her, and at some point I will, but at this point I'll just say that the remake turns what was a good song into a great song. You can check it out on Poe's MySpace, along with nearly everything she's ever released.

01) Orleans - Still the One

Ah, Orleans. This song may as well be my perpetual number one pick for this feature. I've been a fan of this song for nigh on 15 years now, ever since it appeared on my parents' wedding tape that my dad played incessantly on long car rides. (Not that I'm complaining, mind.) For a song like this, I don't think I need to explain why it's a classic. The vocal harmonies, two guitar solos, and a cappella breakdown are what do it for me, but your mileage may vary. Orleans are still having fun today; you can listen to all their hits on MySpace Music (including the one that inspired the title of this blog) and keep up with everything the band is doing now on their official website.

That's all for January. I'll see you in February with more of the same, only hopefully I'll be posting more frequently. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies.

What I Can't Stop Listening To: December 2008

now playing: Mêlée - Biggest Mistake

Every so often, I come across a few songs that I couldn't stop listening to if I wanted to. I'm sure you know the feeling -- something about them is just so infectious, or just unlike anything you've heard before, or just plain good that you want to play it until the metaphorical grooves wear out. In this monthly article, I'll talk about the top five songs that I couldn't stop listening to if you paid me.

05) Anamanaguchi - Helix Nebula

I owe my knowledge of this band to my friend Doug in Washington, who has a much more interesting musical taste than I. But this is of course my blog, so you'll have to settle. It doesn't show very well in the thumbnail, but the album cover for Anamanaguchi's Power Supply is entirely pixel art, which is fitting considering the four-piece group plays chiptune electro-rock that's one part nostalgia to three parts meticulously constructed tunes that put anything that's appeared on the NES to shame. Half the songs clock in at under three minutes, with the whole album barely 20 minutes long. "Helix Nebula" is all about the drums, and near the end, the key change to kick the main riff up to the next level. You can check out the entire album for free on 8bitpeoples, Anamanaguchi's label.

04) Fall Out Boy - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

Say what you want about Fall Out Boy, but after the disappointment 2007's Infinity on High brought me, it's refreshing to hear a very strong attempt to evolve the band while still keeping that classic sound with their latest offering, Folie á Deux. True to the title of the album, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed" is a song shared by two, with Brendon Urie from Panic at the Disco joining Patrick Stump on vocals. This ode to amphetamines comes off as a bouncy collaboration between both bands with a disturbingly singable chorus and breakdown. My one complaint with the song is that it goes on for about 30 seconds longer with a non sequitur section with little relation to the rest of the song. You can listen to this track and all of Folie á Deux on Fall Out Boy's MySpace; if you like what you hear, you can buy the deluxe album on iTunes.

03) EAR PWR - taco boat

Here's another band I owe Doug for telling me about. I've never been lucky enough to see a live show with North Carolina's EAR PWR, but I've heard stories of audience members being pulled on stage to dance to the surprisingly minimalistic synthpop songs about tacos and the beach. Not one to mince words, EAR PWR tells us exactly this in their first second EP, i like tacos and beach.. (The period is mandatory.) The lyrics rarely get more complicated than "I like waterslide, wiki wiki waterslide" and it works. "taco boat" exemplifies this, as it's just a list of things you'll need to get aboard the almighty taco boat. This includes a stethoscope, a cowbell, and Ron Weasley. You might not remember everything you need, but you'll be singing the chorus for days. Hear "taco boat" and more by EAR PWR at their MySpace.

02) Fall Out Boy - The (Shipped) Gold Standard

No Fall Out Boy song (except maybe the first few bars of "Grand Theft Autumn") has quite gotten into my head like this one. Maybe it's the pre-chorus, singing about proclaiming love but keeping it secret. Or maybe the chorus, begging for a change in the same old complaints, is what resonates with me. Whatever it is, I can't get this song out of my head and I don't think I want to anytime soon. I'm even willing to put up with the fact that the song's title reminds me of Ron Paul.

01) Miranda Lambert - Gunpowder & Lead

Let me make one thing clear: I do not like country music. I do, however, like songs sung by and about badass girls who can and will kick my ass if I look at them funny. It's for that reason that Miranda Lambert's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is possibly the only country album I will ever own. The third single from this album takes the badass girl and puts her among a powerful chorus and a guitar solo, which are all the ingredients I need for a song that I won't soon forget. You can read more about Miranda Lambert on her website and listen to songs off both her albums on her MySpace.

I'll see you all in the new year with new music and new features. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies.