Album Review: Halestorm

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Okay, I admit it. I can't keep an update schedule to save my life and I won't even pretend to anymore. But I still have a serious interest in writing about music, so this blog is totally not abandoned quite yet. Thanks to a new partnership with Typo Away, updates should be coming out a little more regularly, but don't get too excited. I'm still behind the wheel, after all; no promises. Now, let's get back into the swing of things with an album from a recent group that I'm enjoying quite a lot.

Halestorm, a semi-local band (from York, PA), came out with their self-titled debut in April of last year. When describing this album, I've often joked that it's eleven songs about having sex with the frontwoman, Lzzy Hale. That's not entirely fair; I'm pretty sure "Familiar Taste of Poison" is not, in fact, about shacking up with her. The other ten, though? Completely. It's this sort of ballsiness (ovarishness?) that I've found lacking in rock music as of late. With songs about exhibitionism, deflowering virgins, strictly sexual relationships, prostitution, and all manner of other euphemisms for the same basic concept, Halestorm takes the expectations of female-fronted rock music, ties them down to the bed, and makes like Kathy Bates in Misery all over them. It's refreshingly edgy without coming off as trying too hard.

But the concepts are only half the album. Halestorm isn't afraid to use the instruments and talent at their disposal to great effect. Nearly every song on the album has a bona fide guitar solo, something that has gone forgotten for far too long. Let's not forget the riffage in songs like "Dirty Work" and "It's Not You". The hard rock roots of the album bring with them a touch of atmospheric keyboard reminiscent of all the best parts of the 80s. Appropriate, as the current vocalist of Sixx A.M. co-wrote "What Were You Expecting", a track that brings the album back to its powerful core after a couple less-than-impressive ballads.

If there is any point where this album fails to impress, it's the slower tracks. "I'm Not an Angel" and "Better Sorry Than Safe" are good examples of power ballads, but it's clear the band isn't at their peak. Halestorm has definite strengths: Fast, hard-hitting rock songs. You won't find the next "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" on this album, but you shouldn't be expecting to find it. It's clear from the first lines on the album ("I'm in love with somebody / And it's not you") that Lzzy Hale isn't interested in sappy love songs. That's no excuse for calling a song "Bet U Wish U Had Me Back", though.

Halestorm can stand up against any 80s metal album with pride. If you know what you're going into, you'll be satisfied with this album. If, like me, you have no idea what to expect, prepare to be pleasantly surprised. (Personally, I thought I'd get a bit more power metal, but a tirade on album covers is for another post.) In a market stagnant with emasculated rock and roll, Halestorm resuscitates rock music, then gives it a sharp kick to the nards as punishment. Bravo, Lzzy. Bravo. A-

You can buy Halestorm from Halestorm's online store. Right now, the band's touring with Theory of a Deadman across the States and into Europe. In April, they'll be with Janus, Burn Halo, and Madam Adam. If this sounds like your kind of scene, check out the dates and buy tickets now.